A) Mr. Clean coming to a housewife's rescue
B) instantly toned thighs and legs as a result of using the Thigh Master for only 15 minutes
C) children immediately growing into attractive adults as a result of drinking milk
D) a retired couple drinking a vitamin and protein shake and then going bicycling
E) a sleepy mom who wakes up to a gray day, drinks a cup of coffee, and then looks out her window to see golden sunshine, beautiful flowers blooming, songbirds singing, and a rainbow on the horizon